You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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