Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Randomize
