i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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