Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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