Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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