I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
