if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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