No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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