JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I supernannyed him into submission
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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