I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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