Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
...so i touched it.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
