Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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