i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
