she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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