There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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