that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You're a waste of cheezeits
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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