my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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