So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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