: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
