so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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