Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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