Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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