I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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