4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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