so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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