Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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