I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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