he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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