Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
