I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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