I'm jealous of your bromance
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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