Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
