yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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