I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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