i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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