Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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