Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
