So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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