Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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