just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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