why didn't you poke me back
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I love having hate sex.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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