are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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