i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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