Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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