i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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