North Korea, Best Korea!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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