i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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