I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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