a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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