She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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