So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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